did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"
the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this
I feel like Mr. Beast can't do anything without SJWs jumping down his throat, or without me fucking him so patiently and attentively that he's incapable of forming bonds with new partners







